Dear Diary,
What am I doing? I’m kinda freaking out. It’s all hitting me at once, that I decided to uproot my whole life on a whim because of a video I saw on YouTube. Did I really just do that? Ok, OMG!
On top of all this, there is this virus going around that has everyone buying all the toilet paper in the world… so am I going to have the shits? Is there something I don’t know about?
(well obviously the answer is yes, because wtf)
I can’t have the shits while I’m in my car. That would be the worst! Hahaha!